Some Funnies

Ok heres some great jokes. Mostly blond jokes. No offense to blonds... cuz I love them. K here they are:
There were three girls and they were running from the po-pos:).One was a blonde, another a red-head and a brunette. So they hid in a barn. Then they each hid in a crate. One of the crates had dogs painted on it, The other cats, And the other potatoes. So the red head hid in the one with 'Dogs' On it, The Brunette the one with 'Cats' on it, And the blonde hid in the one with 'Potatoes' on it. So the po-pos came into the barn and noticed the three crates. He walked by the crate With 'Dogs' on it and the red-head said "Woof-woof" Then he walked by the crate With 'Cats' on it and the Brunette said 'Meow-meow" Then he goes to the one with 'Potatoes" on it and the blonde says'Potatoe-potatoe.

HAHAHA! Next one:
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman."Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

GREAT!! Next:
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together!"

AMAZING! Next:
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.

AWESOME! Next:
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

THEYRE JUST GETTING BETTER! Next:
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

HILARIOUS! Next:
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a piece of paper.

GREAT GREAT! Next:

This blonde walked into a party store and asked the cashier if he had a hanger or something to unlock her car because she locked her keys in the car. He nodded and handed her a hanger. She thanked him and went outside to set to work. A little while later the cashier decided to check on her and saw her working at it and another blonde in the car was saying "a little to the left...no, a little to the right..."

LOL!!!!! Next:

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

I LOVE HUMOR!!!! Finally:

Q: Why did the Blonde bring a ladder to the bar?

A: Cuz she heard the drinks were on the house!

THATS SO GREAT!